If you’ve gotten this far, you must have found something you like. Maybe even several things? If that’s the case, our compatibility quotient is probably fairly high, and I would love to connect with you. In order to do so, there’s just one more order of business:

As is the case with any high-caliber companion, I will need some personal information from you to ensure my safety, security and comfort while making your acquaintance. I’d also like to get a feel for your personality. Let’s take care of both things at once to make the process as quick and painless as possible!

All I request is that you write me an introductory email. A friendly little note goes a long way toward establishing rapport. If you’re not quite sure what to say, just tell me a little bit about yourself, what drew you to me, and a demure account of how, when and where you would like to spend our time together. Also, let me know your preferences for music, attire, or anything else that you think would enhance the occasion.

In order to confirm availability, I must first verify that it is safe to meet with you. To ensure that I am able to complete the process as quickly as possible, please be sure to include all of the information associated with your verification method of choice, listed below:

1)  References – Please provide the names, URL’s, and emails of 2-3 consenting ladies with whom you have spent time within the past year.

2) Third party verification site membership (P411, TER) – Please provide your handle in your introductory email, then follow up by sending me a message through the site itself.

3) Make yourself Google-able – Provide enough personal information so that I am able to look you up online, making sure to include the following:

Full name

Date of birth

City/state of residence

Phone number

Place of employment and position – Please provide a link to a company web page listing you and your position or your LinkedIn profile.

I promise absolute professionalism and discretion in dealing with your personal information.

Regardless of the verification method you choose, please also provide assurance that you have read and agree to all of the terms listed on my “Proposal” and “Investment” pages, as they are vital to the success of our meeting.